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Same Damn Time (Thanksgiving Version)

I cut the onions and green peppers at the same damn time I baste the the turkey, glaze the ham at the same damn time Making yams, cooking greens at the same damn time Baking two side dishes at the same damn time At the same damn time, at the same damn time At the same damn time, at the same damn time I'm in the kitchen on the phone at the same damn time At the counter shredding cheese at the same damn time Lack of sleep so I think I'm going crazy Flavored tea in my cup and its tasty Girls in the room being so lazy Best job in the world and it don't pay me In the kitchen drinking tea I think I need another one Sucking on this candy and it taste just like some bubble gum Thumbing through my recipes, haven’t found it yet Talking on my cellphone, wishing I was a clone Events got my mind gone, events got my mind blown All I need is Coldstone, All I need is Coldstone I'm rolling like Johnny Pistone Infiltrating Coldstone and the lines way long, I see a bunch of cones I cut th...