Thanksgiving is a whirlwind of aromas, laughter, and last-minute kitchen chaos. Somewhere between peeling potatoes and basting the turkey, magic happens. While the end goal is a perfectly set table and a delicious feast, the journey filled with family antics, storytelling, and maybe a dance break or two is where the real memories are made. And because no kitchen prep is complete without a little soundtrack, I’m sharing my own Thanksgiving-inspired chorus and verse two—my version of Future’s Same Damn Time—to celebrate all the spills, giggles, and taste-tests that make this holiday so unforgettable. I cut the onions and green peppers at the same damn time I baste the turkey, glaze the ham at the same damn time Making yams, cooking greens at the same damn time Baking two side dishes at the same damn time At the same damn time, at the same damn time At the same damn time, at the same damn time I'm in the kitchen on the phone at the same damn time At the counter shredding ...